[ here's your daily fish fact, because apparently andyr thinks you're okay or something. ]
The Betta fish lay eggs and go for an amazing courtship which looks more or less like a battle between the male and the female. This happens because, before the actual courtship takes place, the female and the male will fight for the same territory.
territory. they're not super smart. they come to the same place, get mad they're in each other's space, fight about it, then i guess remember they were planning on getting it on
im pretty sure its the worst thing ever right behind involuntary morphine high and unasked for nasogastric line. and, you know, vivisection, but whatever
do i? haven't actually gone through with snapping anyone's neck yet, and it's been, what, a week? two? i think that's a record
yeah well the vivisection you get used to after the first six years, but being fed through a tube shoved up your nose and down your throat never stops being weird
[ that's a lie. the vivisection is always the worst. but he remembers how much talking about the more fucked up parts of hapsburg had rattled bucky, and keeps that to himself. ]
[ Bucky knows that better than anyone else. Hours hooked up to an IV, to a nasogastric tube, to all sorts of things they just wanted to put him on -- Bucky understands that. But there is nothing worse than being operated on; he knows Andyr is lying. ]
You must be enjoying eating whatever you want now.
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The Betta fish lay eggs and go for an amazing courtship which looks more or less like a battle between the male and the female. This happens because, before the actual courtship takes place, the female and the male will fight for the same territory.
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What happens when one of them loses?
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they fuck, i guess? i mean, that's the reason they're there
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seriously, fish are pretty dumb
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I thought you said they were smart.
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bar's really low there
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No lasting effects from the alcohol?
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I finally know what regret smells like, and it came out of you.
They say a good hangover cure is six raw eggs in a glass.
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How are you holding up?
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fine enough. nick snores. [ it's debatable whether or not he actually snores or if andyr's just being a butt ] you?
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Why haven't you throttled your roommate yet? You seem like the sort.
[ A second or so, then the second text. ] All right.
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he's more fun to mess with alive. besides, cassie'd be mad
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or maybe it's just that the grass is greener.
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do i? haven't actually gone through with snapping anyone's neck yet, and it's been, what, a week? two? i think that's a record
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[ that's a lie. the vivisection is always the worst. but he remembers how much talking about the more fucked up parts of hapsburg had rattled bucky, and keeps that to himself. ]
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[ Bucky knows that better than anyone else. Hours hooked up to an IV, to a nasogastric tube, to all sorts of things they just wanted to put him on -- Bucky understands that. But there is nothing worse than being operated on; he knows Andyr is lying. ]
You must be enjoying eating whatever you want now.
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[ because he didn't have birthdays in hapsburg. hell, they hardly ever told him what day it was most of the time. ]
what about you? guessing they didn't bake you cupcakes either
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[ the sudden mental image of HYDRA baking cupcakes is so unexpected and out of left field that he can't help but snort. no. no, of course not. ]
IV lines and NG tubes. They ensured that I took in an optimal amount of calories to preserve muscle mass.
[ No more, no less. Eating solid food fucked up his system for awhile there. ] Did you get sick from the food at first?
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