[ and that's all that happens until five minutes later, where he comes in with a large bowl of popcorn. don't ask how he's tracked him down that quickly, it's magic. ]
Ready?
[ He's going to regret this big-time somewhere down the line, but right now? fuck that. ]
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no it doesn't
but i'll accept your popcorn offerings anyway, out of the graciousness of my heart
[ Food is food, man. ]
action;
[ and that's all that happens until five minutes later, where he comes in with a large bowl of popcorn. don't ask how he's tracked him down that quickly, it's magic. ]
Ready?
[ He's going to regret this big-time somewhere down the line, but right now? fuck that. ]
action;
[ This is probably a compliment. Some... kind of compliment. He hoists the box set in question, having been prepared. ]
I was born ready, champ.